Things I Don’t Need Protection For

Sometimes, I get down on myself because I don’t ever come up with good ideas for software projects. I feel like I should be able to come up with something that I could turn into a product that people might want to buy. I’m reasonably smart, I understand people at least 42% of the time and I can write software. Then tonight, I had an epiphany. I’m setting the bar entirely too high.

If I told you I had an idea last night for a new invention and that it was called the banana guard, would you immediately offer me venture capital? No, I didn’t think so. You’d probably tell me to go down to Condom Sense and ask them. But don’t worry, that link is completely work safe because does exactly that, it’s saves bananas. The yellow kind they import from Guatamala, not a banana used as a euphemism for a penis.

I need to stop trying to come up with good ideas and run with all the shitty ones I have. Clearly, if can be the “Official UK supplier of the award winning Banana Guard”, I can come up with something else those crazy Brits will buy.

0 comments on “Things I Don’t Need Protection For

  1. Indeed. They have processed meat in a can called “Eat Me.”

  2. Which I usually do. Cuz it’s tasty, processed meat in a can. I love vienna sausages. Which is probably entirely TMI.

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