Pro Golfer Wins Tourney, Speaks to Jesus

Aaron Baddeley won his first PGA tournament at The Verizon Heritage this weekend, standing over a 6 foot winning par putt on 18 and saying “This is for you Jesus” before knocking it in. Calls to Jesus’ agent were not returned and an anonymous source said Jesus was entirely too busy helping the poor and downtrodden to be paying attention to a hotshot, Christian millionaire giving him props for winning a silly golf tournament.

0 comments on “Pro Golfer Wins Tourney, Speaks to Jesus

  1. LOL, but of course. I completely forgot about that possibility.

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